Hell

King Medallion

George Bush, Queen Elizabeth, and Putin all die and go to hell. While there, they spy a red phone and ask what the phone is for.<br />
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The devil tells them it is for calling back to Earth.<br />
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Putin asks to call Russia and talks for 5 minutes. When he is finished the devil informs him that the cost is a million dollars, so Putin writes him a check.<br />
Next Queen Elizabeth calls England and talks for 30 minutes. When she is finished the devil informs her that the cost is 6 million dollars, so she writes him a check.<br />
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Finally George Bush gets his turn and talks for 4 hours. When he is finished the devil informs him that the cost is $5.00.<br />
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When Putin hears this he goes ballistic and asks the devil why Bush got to call the USA so cheaply.<br />
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The devil smiles and replies, “Since Obama took over, the country has gone to hell, so it’s a local call.