Cowboy Chili

Doc Martin

A cowboy walks into a seedy cafe in Medicine Bow,Wyoming ...<br />
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He sits at the counter and notices an old cowboy with his arms folded staring blankly at a full bowl of chili.<br />
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After fifteen minutes of just sitting there staring at it, the young[size="+0"] [/size]Cowboy bravely asks the old cowpoke, 'If you ain't gonna eat that, mind if I do?'<br />
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The older cowboy slowly turns his head toward the young wrangler and in his best cowboy manner says, 'Nah, you go ahead.'<br />
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Eagerly, the young cowboy reaches over and slides the bowl over to his place and starts spooning it in with delight.<br />
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He gets nearly down to the bottom and notices a dead mouse in the chili.<br />
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The sight was very shocking and he immediately barfs up the chili back into the bowl.<br />
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The old cowboy quietly says, 'Yep, that's as far as I got, too.'