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2nd Saturday 4th Sunday
Apr 27
May 10 May 26
June 14 June 22
July 12 July 27
G.A.F matches
Sat May 31 Sunday June29
Registration 8 A.M. Safety meeting 8:45
How to Get to the Dry Gulch Ranch Cowboy Range
Hope to see you there!!
Only in Wisconsin
Ugly
Gunfighter With Way too Much Free Time
From the State where drunk driving is considered a sport, comes a true story from Mid NW, Wisconsin:<br />
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Recently a routine police patrol parked outside a local Neighborhood tavern. Late in the evening the officer noticed a man leaving the bar so intoxicated that he could barely walk. The man stumbled around the parking lot for a few minutes, with the officer quietly observing. After what seemed an eternity and trying his keys on five vehicles, the man managed to find his car which he fell into. He was there for a few minutes as a number of other patrons left the bar and drove off. <br />
<br />
Finally he started the car, switched the wipers on and off (it was a fine dry night) flicked the blinkers on, then off, honked the horn and then switched on the lights. He moved the vehicle forward a few inches, reversed a little and then remained still for a few more minutes as some more vehicles left. <br />
<br />
At last he pulled out of the parking lot and started to drive slowly down the road. The police officer, having patiently waited all this time, now started up the patrol car, put on the flashing lights, promptly pulled the man over and carried out a Breathalyzer test. <br />
<br />
To his amazement the Breathalyzer indicated no evidence of the man having consumed alcohol at all.<br />
<br />
Dumbfounded, the officer said "I'll have to ask you to accompany me To the Police station this Breathalyzer <br />
equipment must be broken." <br />
<br />
"I doubt it," said the man, "Tonight I'm the designated decoy." <img src='http://www.goodguysposse.org/forums/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/whistling.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':whistling:' />
<br />
Recently a routine police patrol parked outside a local Neighborhood tavern. Late in the evening the officer noticed a man leaving the bar so intoxicated that he could barely walk. The man stumbled around the parking lot for a few minutes, with the officer quietly observing. After what seemed an eternity and trying his keys on five vehicles, the man managed to find his car which he fell into. He was there for a few minutes as a number of other patrons left the bar and drove off. <br />
<br />
Finally he started the car, switched the wipers on and off (it was a fine dry night) flicked the blinkers on, then off, honked the horn and then switched on the lights. He moved the vehicle forward a few inches, reversed a little and then remained still for a few more minutes as some more vehicles left. <br />
<br />
At last he pulled out of the parking lot and started to drive slowly down the road. The police officer, having patiently waited all this time, now started up the patrol car, put on the flashing lights, promptly pulled the man over and carried out a Breathalyzer test. <br />
<br />
To his amazement the Breathalyzer indicated no evidence of the man having consumed alcohol at all.<br />
<br />
Dumbfounded, the officer said "I'll have to ask you to accompany me To the Police station this Breathalyzer <br />
equipment must be broken." <br />
<br />
"I doubt it," said the man, "Tonight I'm the designated decoy." <img src='http://www.goodguysposse.org/forums/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/whistling.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':whistling:' />
