Now, that's a real gun safe!

dd

Snidely Whiplash

Looks like a prop from that old "Land of the Giants" tv show.<br />
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Johnny Popper

Anyway. Denny needs two of them. <br />
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JP

dd

Ha! Not anymore, sold much. I think it my be a good photoshop but the yellow is pukey.

Snidely Whiplash

Google.... Google.... Google....<br />
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Not a fake, O Fearless Leader Emeritus, a [font=comic sans ms,cursive]CHAMPION![/font]<br />
They call it "The Big Yellow". 4000 lbs, 240 Cubic Feet<br />
http://www.champions...cts_yellow.html<br />
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I didn't find a retail price, but according to a blog post it had a price tag of $15,000 on it at the 2014 NRA national show.<br />
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Mega Sports in Plainfield, Il, is a Champion dealer, and their web site lists a Delivery Fee for safes:<br />
Minimum charge = $150 (up to 15 miles) $6.25 per additional mile.<br />
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That's fork-lifted to just outside or just inside your garage - if your garage door is at least 8' wide and 78" high. Now the Placement Fee (taking it off the pallet and putting in a spot in the old homestead that they can get it into), that costs extra:<br />
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Fee: 35 cents per pound; i.e. safe weighs 500 lbs- $175 (that would be $1400 for Big Yellow). This would include 1 normal flight of 10 stairs or less. Additional flights of stairs = $20 per stair; i.e.10 additional stairs = $200 additional. (Since additional stairs are a flat rate surcharge, a couple of Benjamins would be a bargain to have them slip it into the attic).<br />
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Of course, since Mega Sports is open on weekends, you could just swing by there after a match at Fort Beggs and have them load it into your pickup or trailer. <img src='http://www.goodguysposse.org/forums/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/crazy.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':crazy:' /><br />
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dd

So....? I can't reach the combination and can't open it. It's made for giants like Grit.

I M Portly

Man! That thing is big enough to hold my butt! Portly.

Snidely Whiplash

Maybe this explains the origin of the term "safe house"?<br />
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dd

Tornado shelter!

Snidely Whiplash

It would only be a tornado shelter until you accumulated enough guns to fill it. Then you'd be back to square one.<br />
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