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That's a wrap! Thanks for a great season. See you all next year!
We should be shooting 2nd Saturday and 4th Sunday again next year.
Final schedule to be finalized in February.
We should be shooting 2nd Saturday and 4th Sunday again next year.
Final schedule to be finalized in February.
Hair Joke
Saguaro Kid
Stick It In Your Ear
A senior citizens' group charters a bus from Burlington, Iowa to <br />
Branson, Missouri. Along the way, an elderly woman comes up to the driver <br />
and says, "I've just been molested!" The driver felt that she had fallen <br />
asleep and had a dream. So he tells her to go back to her seat and sit <br />
down.<br />
<br />
A short time later, another old woman comes forward, and claims that <br />
she was just molested. The driver thought he had a bus load of old <br />
whackos, but who would be molesting those old ladies?<br />
<br />
About 10 minutes later, a third old lady comes up and says that she'd <br />
been molested too. The bus driver decides that he'd had enough and <br />
pulls into the first rest area.<br />
When he turns the lights on and stands up, he sees an old man on his <br />
hands and knees crawling in the aisles.<br />
<br />
Hey gramps, what are you doing down there?" asked the bus driver.<br />
<br />
I lost my toupee. I thought I found it three times, but every time I <br />
grab it, it runs away!"
Branson, Missouri. Along the way, an elderly woman comes up to the driver <br />
and says, "I've just been molested!" The driver felt that she had fallen <br />
asleep and had a dream. So he tells her to go back to her seat and sit <br />
down.<br />
<br />
A short time later, another old woman comes forward, and claims that <br />
she was just molested. The driver thought he had a bus load of old <br />
whackos, but who would be molesting those old ladies?<br />
<br />
About 10 minutes later, a third old lady comes up and says that she'd <br />
been molested too. The bus driver decides that he'd had enough and <br />
pulls into the first rest area.<br />
When he turns the lights on and stands up, he sees an old man on his <br />
hands and knees crawling in the aisles.<br />
<br />
Hey gramps, what are you doing down there?" asked the bus driver.<br />
<br />
I lost my toupee. I thought I found it three times, but every time I <br />
grab it, it runs away!"