A Nice Lawyer Story

Ugly

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One afternoon a wealthy lawyer was riding in his shiny limousine<br />
when he saw two men along the roadside eating grass. Disturbed,<br />
he ordered his driver to stop and he got out to investigate the<br />
situation.<br />
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He asked one man, "Why are you eating grass?"<br />
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"We don't have any money for food," the poor man replied. "We HAVE<br />
TO eat grass."<br />
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Shocked, the lawyer said, "Well, then, you can come with me to my<br />
house and I'll feed you!"<br />
<br />
"But sir. I have a wife and two children with me. They are over<br />
there, under that tree."<br />
<br />
Bring them along," the lawyer replied.<br />
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Turning to the other poor man he said, "You come with us, too."<br />
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The second man said, "But sir, I also have a wife and SIX children<br />
with me!"<br />
<br />
"Bring them all!" the lawyer answered. They all jammed into the<br />
huge limo.<br />
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Once underway, one of the poor fellows turned to the lawyer and<br />
said, "Sir, you are too kind. Thank you for taking all of us with<br />
you."<br />
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<br />
Genuinely touched, the lawyer replied, "Glad to do it. You'll<br />
really love my place; the grass is almost a foot high!" <img src='http://www.goodguysposse.org/forums/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/whistling.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':whistling:' />