The Sex Frog!

Ugly

A blonde goes into her local pet shop in search of an exotic pet. <br />
As she looks about the store, she notices a box full of frogs. The <br />
sign says: "Sex Frogs! Only $20 each! Comes with complete<br />
instructions." The blonde excitedly looks around to see if <br />
anybody's watching her.<br />
<br />
She whispers softly to the man behind the counter, "I'll take one." <br />
As the man packages the frog, he quietly says to her, "Just follow the<br />
instructions." The blonde nods, grabs the box, and is quickly on <br />
her way home.<br />
<br />
As soon as she closes the door to her apartment, she opens the<br />
instructions and reads them very carefully. She does exactly what <br />
is specified:<br />
<br />
1. Take a shower.<br />
2. Splash on some nice perfume.<br />
3. Slip into a very sexy nightie.<br />
4. Crawl into bed and place the frog beside you, and the frog will <br />
do what he has been trained to do.<br />
<br />
She quickly gets into bed with the frog and to her surprise, <br />
nothing happens. The blonde is very disappointed and quite upset<br />
at this point.<br />
<br />
She rereads the instructions and notices at the bottom of the paper<br />
it says, "If you have any problems or questions, please call the <br />
pet store." So the blonde calls the pet shop.<br />
<br />
The man says, "I'll be right over."<br />
<br />
Within minutes, the man is ringing her doorbell. The blonde<br />
welcomes him in and says, "See, I've done everything according to<br />
the instructions. The darned frog just sits there."<br />
<br />
The man, looking very concerned, picks up the frog, stares into its<br />
eyes and says very sternly: "Look, I'm only going to show you how <br />
to do this one more time!" <img src='http://www.goodguysposse.org/forums/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/rofl.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':rofl:' />