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That's a wrap! Thanks for a great season. See you all next year!
We should be shooting 2nd Saturday and 4th Sunday again next year.
Final schedule to be finalized in February.
We should be shooting 2nd Saturday and 4th Sunday again next year.
Final schedule to be finalized in February.
Small Iron on His Hip
Ugly
Gunfighter With Way too Much Free Time
<div class="IPBDescription">Yall know the tune this should be read to!</div>Just thought a few of ya might get a chuckle out of this.<br />
<br />
<br />
To the match at Kocheese Kanyon came a Gamer one fine day<br />
Hardly spoke to folks around him didn't have too much to say<br />
No one bothered to ask his business; no one cared to make a slip<br />
For the stranger there among them had the small iron on his hip<br />
Small iron on his hip<br />
<br />
It was early in the morning when he rode onto the range,<br />
A big man with small iron, he did look mighty strange.<br />
He's a Gamer loose and running came the whisper from each lip<br />
And he's gonna try to take a Warthog with the small iron on his hip<br />
Small iron on his hip<br />
<br />
At the range there was an outlaw by the name of Warthog Red<br />
Many men had tried to take him and that many men were dead<br />
His cartridges were full-loaded and he packed a forty-four<br />
And the notches on his pistol numbered one and nineteen more<br />
One and nineteen more<br />
<br />
Now the Gamer started talking made it plain to folks around<br />
He wouldnt be around to help with the stage take-down<br />
He came here to take an outlaw back alive or maybe dead<br />
And he said it didn't matter he was after Warthog Red<br />
After Warthog Red<br />
<br />
Wasn't long before the story was relayed to Warthog Red<br />
But the outlaw didn't worry Gamers that tried before were dead<br />
Twenty men had tried to take him twenty men had made a slip<br />
Twenty one would be the Gamer with the small iron on his hip<br />
Small iron on his hip<br />
<br />
The morning passed so quickly it was time for them to meet<br />
It was twenty past eleven when they walked out in the street<br />
Folks were watching from the windows every-body held their breath<br />
They knew another Gamer was about to meet his death<br />
About to meet his death<br />
<br />
There was forty feet between them when they stopped to make their play<br />
And the swiftness of the Gamer is still talked about today<br />
Warthog Red had not cleared leather fore a bullet fairly ripped<br />
But the half-loaded thirty-two bounced right off his hip<br />
Bounced right off his hip<br />
<br />
A forty-four roared for just a moment and the folks all gathered round<br />
There before them lay the body of the Gamer on the ground<br />
Oh he might have went on living but he made one fatal slip<br />
When he tried to take the Warthog with the small iron on his hip<br />
Small iron on his hip <img src='http://www.goodguysposse.org/forums/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/innocent.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='
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<br />
<br />
To the match at Kocheese Kanyon came a Gamer one fine day<br />
Hardly spoke to folks around him didn't have too much to say<br />
No one bothered to ask his business; no one cared to make a slip<br />
For the stranger there among them had the small iron on his hip<br />
Small iron on his hip<br />
<br />
It was early in the morning when he rode onto the range,<br />
A big man with small iron, he did look mighty strange.<br />
He's a Gamer loose and running came the whisper from each lip<br />
And he's gonna try to take a Warthog with the small iron on his hip<br />
Small iron on his hip<br />
<br />
At the range there was an outlaw by the name of Warthog Red<br />
Many men had tried to take him and that many men were dead<br />
His cartridges were full-loaded and he packed a forty-four<br />
And the notches on his pistol numbered one and nineteen more<br />
One and nineteen more<br />
<br />
Now the Gamer started talking made it plain to folks around<br />
He wouldnt be around to help with the stage take-down<br />
He came here to take an outlaw back alive or maybe dead<br />
And he said it didn't matter he was after Warthog Red<br />
After Warthog Red<br />
<br />
Wasn't long before the story was relayed to Warthog Red<br />
But the outlaw didn't worry Gamers that tried before were dead<br />
Twenty men had tried to take him twenty men had made a slip<br />
Twenty one would be the Gamer with the small iron on his hip<br />
Small iron on his hip<br />
<br />
The morning passed so quickly it was time for them to meet<br />
It was twenty past eleven when they walked out in the street<br />
Folks were watching from the windows every-body held their breath<br />
They knew another Gamer was about to meet his death<br />
About to meet his death<br />
<br />
There was forty feet between them when they stopped to make their play<br />
And the swiftness of the Gamer is still talked about today<br />
Warthog Red had not cleared leather fore a bullet fairly ripped<br />
But the half-loaded thirty-two bounced right off his hip<br />
Bounced right off his hip<br />
<br />
A forty-four roared for just a moment and the folks all gathered round<br />
There before them lay the body of the Gamer on the ground<br />
Oh he might have went on living but he made one fatal slip<br />
When he tried to take the Warthog with the small iron on his hip<br />
Small iron on his hip <img src='http://www.goodguysposse.org/forums/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/innocent.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='
' />
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<br />
Now Outlaw Warthawg Red is still alive with a forty four on both hips. <br />
But that dirty Gamer left his mark.<br />
When he spoiled the weak hand <br />
Of Outlaw Warthawg Red<br />
The Weak Hand of Outlaw Warthawg Red <img src='http://www.goodguysposse.org/forums/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/rolleyes.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':rolleyes:' />