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That's a wrap! Thanks for a great season. See you all next year!
We should be shooting 2nd Saturday and 4th Sunday again next year.
Final schedule to be finalized in February.
We should be shooting 2nd Saturday and 4th Sunday again next year.
Final schedule to be finalized in February.
Welfare
Devereaux
Paladin, Jr.
This cowboy walks into the welfare office, saying, "You know, I really HATE to come here ... I'd much rather have a job."<br />
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The clerk says, "Well, sir, this is your lucky day! We just got an opening! A multimillionaire is looking for a chauffeur to drive his young nymphomaniac daughter around. You will be required to drive the Mercedes where ever she needs to go. Because of the time restrictions, all your wardrobe will be provided to you. You will accompany her on all her overseas trips. You will be expected to satisfy any of her sexual cravings. You will be given a free two bedroom apartment above the garage. Starting salary is $200,000."<br />
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The cowboy is thunderstruck! "You're.....you're bullshitting me!" <br />
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The clerk responds, "Yes, well, you started it." 8P
<br />
The clerk says, "Well, sir, this is your lucky day! We just got an opening! A multimillionaire is looking for a chauffeur to drive his young nymphomaniac daughter around. You will be required to drive the Mercedes where ever she needs to go. Because of the time restrictions, all your wardrobe will be provided to you. You will accompany her on all her overseas trips. You will be expected to satisfy any of her sexual cravings. You will be given a free two bedroom apartment above the garage. Starting salary is $200,000."<br />
<br />
The cowboy is thunderstruck! "You're.....you're bullshitting me!" <br />
<br />
The clerk responds, "Yes, well, you started it." 8P