Halloween Story

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A man was walking home alone late one foggy night,<br />
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when behind him he hears:<br />
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BUMP...<br />
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Walking faster, he looks back and through the fog he makes out the<br />
image of an upright casket banging its way down the middle of the street<br />
toward him.<br />
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BUMP...<br />
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Terrified, the man begins to run toward his home, the casket bouncing<br />
quickly behind him<br />
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FASTER..<br />
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FASTER...<br />
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BUMP...<br />
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BUMP...<br />
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He runs up to his door, fumbles with his keys, opens the door, rushes<br />
in, slams and locks the door behind him.<br />
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However, the casket crashes through his door, with the lid of the casket clapping<br />
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clappity-BUMP...<br />
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clappity-BUMP...<br />
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clappity-BUMP..<br />
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on his heels, the terrified man runs.<br />
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Rushing upstairs to the bathroom, the man locks himself in. His heart is pounding; his head is reeling; his breath is coming in sobbing gasps.<br />
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With a loud CRASH the casket breaks down the door.<br />
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Bumping and clapping toward him.<br />
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The man screams and reaches for something, anything, but all he can find is a bottle of cough syrup!<br />
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Desperate, he throws the cough syrup at the casket...<br />
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The coffin stops.<br />
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Lawman Wolf

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