JJ's Birthday!

dd

Yes, folks, tomorrow is JJ's birthday and I got feeling bad about the Posse banning him from possessing screwdrivers. After all, a man is not a real MAN unless he has screwdrivers in his toolbox. So the Posse presented him with a set of "JJ safe" screwdrivers for his birthday. <img src='http://www.goodguysposse.org/forums/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/pokey.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':pokey:' /> <img src='http://www.goodguysposse.org/forums/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/pokey.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':pokey:' /> <img src='http://www.goodguysposse.org/forums/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/diablo.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':diablo:' /> <img src='http://www.goodguysposse.org/forums/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/diablo.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':diablo:' /> <br />
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Happy Birthday, JJ!!<br />
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Ugly

Ya gotta make sure he doesn't try to clean his ears with 'em.<br />
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Happy birthday Jim! <img src='http://www.goodguysposse.org/forums/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/pokey.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':pokey:' />

Devereaux

Or pick his nose!

jeweler jim

In case anyone doesn't notice... Starting from left to right, what they used to be before someone took a grinding wheel to them they were: 3/16ths slotted 3 1/2", 1/4 inch slotted 3 1/2", #2 Phillips 3 1/2", 1/4 inch slotted 5 1/2 " and finally a #1 Phillips 3". <br />
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Thanks guys. Went out to lunch with some of these low lives and they presented me with the present. Opened it up and at first glance thought "Gee they're finally gonna let me handle some tools!" Then I noticed that they were all ground off at the ends. Build me up to let me down. <img src='http://www.goodguysposse.org/forums/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/cray.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':cray:' /> <img src='http://www.goodguysposse.org/forums/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/cray.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':cray:' /> <img src='http://www.goodguysposse.org/forums/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/cray.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':cray:' /> <br />
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One more year and I get to start shooting Senior.

Wrangler Rich

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JJ,<br />
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I hope you get what you deserve for your birthday!!!! <img src='http://www.goodguysposse.org/forums/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/pokey.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':pokey:' /> <br />
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Nah, Take your wife out to eat, and enjoy your day. Have a happy one.<br />
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Lawman Wolf

Happy Birthday JJ and of course many, many more. Next year we will have to get you started on wrenches once you have mastered these new toys. <img src='http://www.goodguysposse.org/forums/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/good.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':good:' />

shamrock

JJ,<br />
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You had me fooled, I thought you were allready a Senior!!<br />
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Happy birthday!<br />
Enjoy many more and we will welcome you to the elite class.<br />
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Regards,<br />
Pat "Shamrock" Gannnon

Jailbird

JJ,<br />
Did those screwdrivers come with a manual ??? <img src='http://www.goodguysposse.org/forums/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/pokey.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':pokey:' /> <br />
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HAPPY HAPPY B DAY JJ

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jeweler jim

Jailbird,<br />
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There was talk of finishing the job with the grinder (to a fine point) and seeing how they might work on the tires of those presenting them to me.<br />

dd

Now we see why Asleep at the Wheel suggested that his next tool should be a bent butter knife!<br />
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Push the Button Wyatt

Happy Birthday "Padre",I think we should give some of those screw drivers out to your alter boys so they can keep you at a safe distance. God bless. <img src='http://www.goodguysposse.org/forums/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/diablo.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':diablo:' />

Kidd Casey

HAPPY BIRTHDAY JIM. SOME DAY YOU WILL HAVE TO TELL THE STORY. I CAN'T WAIT TO HEAR THAT ONE. HAVE A GREAT DAY,AND THANK'S FOR ALL YOUR HELP K.C.

Devereaux

Happy Birthday, Friar Tuck! Take a day off from knocking those Presbyterians into the river.<br />
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I dunno, Wolf. You can trash a bolt head as well as a screw head. Besides, you start him on hand tools, and pretty soon the armed Padre will want POWER tools! You just watch out then!

Longtooth

Happy Birthday JJ. May you and your new srewdrivers enjoy your day. Remember the plastic part goes in the hand and the metal part is just for show. 8P

dd

Happy Birthday, JJ! Only one more year and you can shoot with the rest of us.<br />
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And thanks for all you do for the Posse!<br />
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Leadfoot Lizzie

DADDY!!!!!! Happy Birthday!!!! <img src='http://www.goodguysposse.org/forums/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/yahoo.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':yahoo:' /> Hope you got my text mess. and I will be calling you later today after my classes end....Hope the posse doesn't give you to much trouble about your age haha....Have a great b-day Dad! <img src='http://www.goodguysposse.org/forums/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/w00t.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':w00t:' /> <br />
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I Love You

Shotgun Bandit

Happy Birthday Pard................Bandit

Holly Moon

Jeweler Jim - <br />
Happy, Happy Birthday!!!!<br />
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always good shooting with you - no matter what the other cowboys say!

jeweler jim

Decided to follow Shamrock Shootist's lead on birthday agenda and will be working next door on the demolition of a cottage. Have to keep testing those hips and knee to see if I can make them fail. Will check in later today to report on how the body holds up.

Big Shooter Mike

HAPPY BIRTHDAY...PADRE AND MANY, MANY MORE.

dd

jeweler jim wrote on Nov 29 2006, 09&#58;08 AM:

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Decided to follow Shamrock Shootist's lead on birthday agenda and will be working next door on the demolition of a cottage. Have to keep testing those hips and knee to see if I can make them fail. Will check in later today to report on how the body holds up. <br />

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I was really, really, really afraid something like this would happen. You give him some blunt screwdrivers and what does he do? He tears down the cottage next door! Imagine what his neighborhood would look like if he had real tools! I think wrenches are out of the question.<br />
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jeweler jim

Thanks for the vote of confidence DD. I'm through playing for the day and the wrecking crew continues on. Three thirty yard roil offs and one twenty yard being filled.

dd

jeweler jim wrote on Nov 29 2006, 04&#58;07 PM:

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Thanks for the vote of confidence DD. I'm through playing for the day and the wrecking crew continues on. Three thirty yard roil offs and one twenty yard being filled. <br />

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Wow! I figured maybe two of the size of the one that was there should do it. Must have been much bigger toward the river than I thought.

Sgt Scattergun

A very Happy Birthday to ya Jim. Being the good pard that I am, I'm still willing to take that fine Yellow Boy off your hands when you're ready to sell it. <img src='http://www.goodguysposse.org/forums/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/2gunsfiring_v1.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':2gunsfiring_v1:' /> <img src='http://www.goodguysposse.org/forums/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/2gunsfiring_v1.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':2gunsfiring_v1:' /> <img src='http://www.goodguysposse.org/forums/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/usabig.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':usabig:' />