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That's a wrap! Thanks for a great season. See you all next year!
We should be shooting 2nd Saturday and 4th Sunday again next year.
Final schedule to be finalized in February.
We should be shooting 2nd Saturday and 4th Sunday again next year.
Final schedule to be finalized in February.
My new car
shamrock
Not Enough Free Time
I bought a new 2007 Cadillac and returned to the dealer the next day<br />
complaining that I couldn't figure out how the radio worked. The salesman<br />
explained that the radio was voice activated. "Watch this!" he said, "Nelson"!<br />
<br />
The Radio replied, "Ricky or Willie?"<br />
<br />
"Willie!" he continued and "On The Road Again" came from the speakers.<br />
<br />
Then he said, "Ray Charles!", and in an instant "Georgia On My Mind"<br />
replaced Willie Nelson. I drove away happy, and for the next few days,<br />
every time I'd say, "Beethoven," I'd get beautiful classical music, and if<br />
I said, "Beatles," I'd get one of their awesome songs.<br />
<br />
Yesterday, a couple ran a red light and nearly creamed my new car, but I<br />
swerved in time t o avoid them. I yelled, "Ass holes!"<br />
<br />
Immediately the French National Anthem began to play, sung by Jane Fonda<br />
and Barbara Streisand, backed up by Michael Moore and The Dixie Chicks,<br />
with John Kerry on guitar, Al Gore on drums, Dan Rather on harmonica,<br />
Barbara Pelosi on tambourine, Harry Reid on spoons, Bill Clinton on sax and<br />
Ted Kennedy on scotch.<br />
<br />
Damn, I LOVE this car! <br />
<br />
Regards & Merry Christmas to all,<br />
Pat "Shamrock" Gannon
complaining that I couldn't figure out how the radio worked. The salesman<br />
explained that the radio was voice activated. "Watch this!" he said, "Nelson"!<br />
<br />
The Radio replied, "Ricky or Willie?"<br />
<br />
"Willie!" he continued and "On The Road Again" came from the speakers.<br />
<br />
Then he said, "Ray Charles!", and in an instant "Georgia On My Mind"<br />
replaced Willie Nelson. I drove away happy, and for the next few days,<br />
every time I'd say, "Beethoven," I'd get beautiful classical music, and if<br />
I said, "Beatles," I'd get one of their awesome songs.<br />
<br />
Yesterday, a couple ran a red light and nearly creamed my new car, but I<br />
swerved in time t o avoid them. I yelled, "Ass holes!"<br />
<br />
Immediately the French National Anthem began to play, sung by Jane Fonda<br />
and Barbara Streisand, backed up by Michael Moore and The Dixie Chicks,<br />
with John Kerry on guitar, Al Gore on drums, Dan Rather on harmonica,<br />
Barbara Pelosi on tambourine, Harry Reid on spoons, Bill Clinton on sax and<br />
Ted Kennedy on scotch.<br />
<br />
Damn, I LOVE this car! <br />
<br />
Regards & Merry Christmas to all,<br />
Pat "Shamrock" Gannon
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