Old cowboy

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> Subject: Old Man and his gunfight<br />
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> An old prospector walk's his tired old mule into this western town <br />
> one day. He'd been out in the desert for about six months without a <br />
> drop of whiskey . He walked up to the first saloon he came to and <br />
> tied his old mule to the hitch rail<br />
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> As he stood there brushing some of the dust from his face and <br />
> clothes, a gunslinger walked out of the saloon. He had a gun in <br />
> one hand and a bottle of whiskey in the other hand he looked at the <br />
> old man and laughed .<br />
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> Then he said "Hey old man have you ever danced?" The old man <br />
> looked up at him and said "No I never did dance, I just never did <br />
> want to".<br />
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> A crowd had gathered by then and the gunslinger said "Well you old <br />
> fool you're gonna dance now". And he started shooting at the old <br />
> man's feet. The old man was hopping around and every body was <br />
> laughing. He fired his last bullet then holstered his gun and he <br />
> turned around to go back into the saloon.<br />
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> The old man reached up on the mule got his shotgun and pulled the <br />
> hammers back making clicking sounds. The gunslinger heard this then <br />
> every thing got quiet. He turned around and was looking at both <br />
> barrels aimed at him.<br />
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> The old man asked him " Did you ever kiss a mule right on the ass?" <br />
> <BR> <BR>The gunslinger swallowed hard and said "No , but I've <br />
> always wanted to"<br />
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