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That's a wrap! Thanks for a great season. See you all next year!
We should be shooting 2nd Saturday and 4th Sunday again next year.
Final schedule to be finalized in February.
We should be shooting 2nd Saturday and 4th Sunday again next year.
Final schedule to be finalized in February.
An Ole Cowboy goes to Home Depot
One day, an ole cowboy and his wife goes into a Home Depot for the first time ever. He is amazed at all they have on the shelves and is just mossing around the place, looking at all the stuff. Somewhere along the way, he becomes seperated from the Mrs. Soon, he's searching for her. Coming around the end of one row of shelves, he bumbs his cart into a young fella coming the other way. <br />
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"Sorry." He says. "I was not looking, I'm searching for my wife."<br />
"So am I." Smiled back the younger man. "I was not warching out either. Say, maybe we could help each other out. If we both were looking for both wives, we may find them faster."<br />
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"Good idea." Said the Cowboy. "What's your wife look like?"<br />
"Well," Replied the other fella. "She's 25, has long blonde hair, blue eyes. She's about 5'8" tall with long shapely legs. She's wearing white shorty, shorts, with a whith halter top and white boots that come up to her knees, Oh, and she's a little top heavy. What's your wife look like?"<br />
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"Never mind." Returns the cowboy. "Let's just look for your's!"
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"Sorry." He says. "I was not looking, I'm searching for my wife."<br />
"So am I." Smiled back the younger man. "I was not warching out either. Say, maybe we could help each other out. If we both were looking for both wives, we may find them faster."<br />
<br />
"Good idea." Said the Cowboy. "What's your wife look like?"<br />
"Well," Replied the other fella. "She's 25, has long blonde hair, blue eyes. She's about 5'8" tall with long shapely legs. She's wearing white shorty, shorts, with a whith halter top and white boots that come up to her knees, Oh, and she's a little top heavy. What's your wife look like?"<br />
<br />
"Never mind." Returns the cowboy. "Let's just look for your's!"