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That's a wrap! Thanks for a great season. See you all next year!
We should be shooting 2nd Saturday and 4th Sunday again next year.
Final schedule to be finalized in February.
We should be shooting 2nd Saturday and 4th Sunday again next year.
Final schedule to be finalized in February.
She said he was a Democrat
Saguaro Kid
Stick It In Your Ear
A woman married three times walked into a bridal shop one day and<br />
told the sales clerk that she was looking for a wedding gown for her<br />
fourth wedding.<br />
<br />
"Of course, madam," replied the sales clerk, "exactly what type and<br />
color dress are you looking for?"<br />
<br />
The bride-to-be said: "A long frilly white dress with a veil."<br />
<br />
The sales clerk hesitated a bit, then said, "Please don't take this<br />
the wrong way, but gowns of that nature are considered more<br />
appropriate for brides who are being married the first time?" for<br />
those who are a bit more innocent, if you know what I mean? Perhaps<br />
ivory or sky blue would be nice?"<br />
<br />
"Well," replied the customer, a little peeved at the clerk's<br />
directness, "I can assure you that a white gown would be quite<br />
appropriate.<br />
<br />
Believe it or not, despite all my marriages, I remain as innocent as any <br />
first-time bride.<br />
<br />
You see, my first husband was so excited about our wedding, he died<br />
as we were checking into our hotel.<br />
<br />
My second husband and I got into such a terrible fight in the limo<br />
on our way to our honeymoon that we had that wedding annulled<br />
immediately and never spoke to each other again."<br />
<br />
"What about your third husband?" asked the sales clerk?<br />
<br />
"That one was a Democrat," said the woman, "and every night for four<br />
years, he just sat on the edge of the bed and told me how good it<br />
was going to be."
told the sales clerk that she was looking for a wedding gown for her<br />
fourth wedding.<br />
<br />
"Of course, madam," replied the sales clerk, "exactly what type and<br />
color dress are you looking for?"<br />
<br />
The bride-to-be said: "A long frilly white dress with a veil."<br />
<br />
The sales clerk hesitated a bit, then said, "Please don't take this<br />
the wrong way, but gowns of that nature are considered more<br />
appropriate for brides who are being married the first time?" for<br />
those who are a bit more innocent, if you know what I mean? Perhaps<br />
ivory or sky blue would be nice?"<br />
<br />
"Well," replied the customer, a little peeved at the clerk's<br />
directness, "I can assure you that a white gown would be quite<br />
appropriate.<br />
<br />
Believe it or not, despite all my marriages, I remain as innocent as any <br />
first-time bride.<br />
<br />
You see, my first husband was so excited about our wedding, he died<br />
as we were checking into our hotel.<br />
<br />
My second husband and I got into such a terrible fight in the limo<br />
on our way to our honeymoon that we had that wedding annulled<br />
immediately and never spoke to each other again."<br />
<br />
"What about your third husband?" asked the sales clerk?<br />
<br />
"That one was a Democrat," said the woman, "and every night for four<br />
years, he just sat on the edge of the bed and told me how good it<br />
was going to be."
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