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<div class="IPBDescription">oil</div>Subject: Garfield on the oil crisis<br />
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Garfield on the oil crisis<br />
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A lot of folks can't understand how we came<br />
to have an oil shortage here in our country.<br />
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Well, there's a very simple answer.<br />
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Nobody bothered to check the oil.<br />
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We just didn't know we were getting low.<br />
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The reason for that is purely geographical.<br />
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Our OIL is located in<br />
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ALASKA<br />
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California<br />
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Coastal Florida<br />
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Coastal Louisiana<br />
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Kansas<br />
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Oklahoma<br />
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Pennsylvania<br />
and<br />
Texas<br />
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Our<br />
DIPSTICKS<br />
are located in<br />
Washington, DC!!!<br />
Any Questions???<br />
NO? Didn't think So.<br />
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