OLE AND SVEN

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>Two Wisconsinites walk into a pet shop near Rhinelander.<br />
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>They head to the bird section and Sven says to Ole, "Dat's dem."<br />
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>The owner comes over and asks if he can help them.<br />
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>"Yah sure, ve'll take four of dem dere little budgies in dat cage up dere." <br />
>says Sven.<br />
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>The owner puts the budgies in a paper bag. Ole and Sven pay for the birds, <br />
>leave the shop and get into Sven's pick-up<br />
>and drive to the top of some big cliffs near Lake Winnebago.<br />
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>At the cliffs, Sven looks down at the 1000 foot drop and says, "Dis looks <br />
>like a grand place." He takes two birds out of the bag, puts them on his <br />
>shoulders and jumps off the cliff.<br />
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>Ole watches as Sven falls all the way to the bottom, killing himself dead.<br />
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>Looking down at the remains of his best pal, Ole shakes his head and says: <br />
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>"By yumpin' yiminy, dis budgie jumping is too dangerous for me."<br />
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>VAIT!!! Dere's MORE!<br />
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>Moments later Knute arrives up at the cliffs. He's been to the pet shop <br />
>too, and walks up to the edge of the cliff carrying another paper bag in <br />
>one hand and a shotgun in the other.<br />
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>"Hey, Ole. Vatch dis." Knute says.<br />
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>He takes a parrot from the bag and throws himself over the edge of the <br />
>cliff.<br />
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>Ole watches as half way down, Knute takes the gun and shoots the parrot. <br />
>Knute continues to plummet down and down until he hits the bottom and <br />
>breaks every bone in his body.<br />
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>Ole shakes his head and says,"And I'm never trying dat parrotshooting either."<br />
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>BUT VAIT!!! Dere's MORE , you betcha!!<br />
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>Ole is just getting over the shock of losing two friends when Lars appears.<br />
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>He's also been to the pet shop and is carrying a paper bag, out of which he <br />
>pulls a chicken. Lars grasps the chicken by the legs, holds it over his <br />
>head, and hurls himself off the cliff and disappears down and down until <br />
>he hits a rock and breaks his spine.<br />
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>Once more Ole shakes his head. "First der was Sven with his budgie jumping, den Knute parrotshooting ... and now Lars, hengliding!