When Nick found out he was going to inherit a fortune when his <br />
sickly father died, he decided he needed a woman to enjoy it with. <br />
So, one evening he went to a singles bar where he spotted the most <br />
beautiful woman he had ever seen. Her natural beauty took his <br />
breath away. "I may look like just an ordinary man," he said as he <br />
walked up to her, "but in just a week or two, my father will die, <br />
and I'll inherit 20 million dollars." Impressed, the woman went <br />
home with him that evening and, three days later, she became his <br />
stepmother......Women are so much smarter than men. <img src='
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