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That's a wrap! Thanks for a great season. See you all next year!
We should be shooting 2nd Saturday and 4th Sunday again next year.
Final schedule to be finalized in February.
We should be shooting 2nd Saturday and 4th Sunday again next year.
Final schedule to be finalized in February.
THE ONION AND THE CHRISTMAS TREE
Ugly
Gunfighter With Way too Much Free Time
<br />
<br />
The family is sitting at the dinner table. <br />
The son asks his father, "Dad, how many kinds of boobies are there?"<br />
<br />
The father, surprised, answers, "Well son, there are three kinds of<br />
breasts. In her twenties, a woman's breasts are like melons, round & firm. In her thirties & forties, they are like pears, still <br />
nice, but hanging a bit. After fifty, they are like onions."<br />
<br />
"Onions?"<br />
<br />
"Yes, when you see them, they will make you cry."<br />
<br />
This infuriated his wife and daughter so the daughter says, <br />
"Mom, how many types of "willies" are there?"<br />
<br />
The mother, surprised, smiles and answers, "Well, a man goes through three phases. <br />
In his twenties, his "willie" is like an oak tree, mighty and<br />
hard. In his thirties & forties, it's like a birch tree, flexible but<br />
reliable. After his fifties, it is like a Christmas tree."<br />
<br />
"A Christmas tree??"<br />
<br />
"Yes, dead from the root up and the balls are for decoration only." <img src='http://www.goodguysposse.org/forums/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/innocent.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='
' />
<br />
The family is sitting at the dinner table. <br />
The son asks his father, "Dad, how many kinds of boobies are there?"<br />
<br />
The father, surprised, answers, "Well son, there are three kinds of<br />
breasts. In her twenties, a woman's breasts are like melons, round & firm. In her thirties & forties, they are like pears, still <br />
nice, but hanging a bit. After fifty, they are like onions."<br />
<br />
"Onions?"<br />
<br />
"Yes, when you see them, they will make you cry."<br />
<br />
This infuriated his wife and daughter so the daughter says, <br />
"Mom, how many types of "willies" are there?"<br />
<br />
The mother, surprised, smiles and answers, "Well, a man goes through three phases. <br />
In his twenties, his "willie" is like an oak tree, mighty and<br />
hard. In his thirties & forties, it's like a birch tree, flexible but<br />
reliable. After his fifties, it is like a Christmas tree."<br />
<br />
"A Christmas tree??"<br />
<br />
"Yes, dead from the root up and the balls are for decoration only." <img src='http://www.goodguysposse.org/forums/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/innocent.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='
' />