Western Proverbs

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"Behind every successful rancher is a wife who works in town."<br />
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"Never approach a bull from the front, a horse from the rear or a fool from any direction."<br />
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"A bronc rider should be light in the head and heavy in the seat."<br />
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"Broke is what happens when a cowboy lets his yearnin's get ahead of his earnin's."<br />
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"Any cowboy can carry a tune. The trouble comes when he tries to unload it."<br />
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"When in doubt, let your horse do the thinkin'."<br />
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"When a cowboy's too old to set a bad example, he hands out good advice."<br />
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"Worry is like a rockin' horse. It's something to do that don't get you nowhere."<br />
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"Poor is having to sell the horse to buy the saddle."<br />
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Never kick a fresh cow pile on a hot day.<br />
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There's two theories to arguin' with a woman. Neither one works.<br />
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Don't worry about bitin' off more than you can chew. Your mouth is probably a whole lot bigger'n you think.<br />
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If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some influence, try orderin' somebody else's dog around.<br />
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Never ask a man the size of his spread.<br />
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After eating an entire bull, a mountain lion felt so good he started roaring. <br />
He kept it up until a hunter came along and shot him. <br />
he moral: when you're full of bull, keep your mouth shut.<br />
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If you find yourself in a hole the first thing to do is stop diggin'.<br />
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Never smack a man who's chewin' tobacco.<br />
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It don't take a genius to spot a goat in a flock of sheep.<br />
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Never ask a barber if he thinks you need a haircut.<br />
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Never follow good whiskey with water, unless you're out of good whiskey.<br />
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Good judgement comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.<br />
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Always drink upstream from the herd.<br />
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Never drop your gun to hug a grizzly.<br />
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If you're ridin' ahead of the herd, take a look back every now and then to make sure it's still there.<br />
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When you give a lesson in meanness to a critter or a person, don't be surprised if they learn their lesson.<br />
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When you're throwin' your weight around, be ready to have it thrown around by somebody else.<br />
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Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier 'n puttin' it back.<br />
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Always take a good look at what you're about to eat. <br />
It's not so important to know what it is, but it's critical to know what it was.<br />
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The quickest way to double your money is to fold it over and put it back in your pocket.<br />
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A smart aleck just don't fit in a saddle.<br />
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