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That's a wrap! Thanks for a great season. See you all next year!
We should be shooting 2nd Saturday and 4th Sunday again next year.
Final schedule to be finalized in February.
We should be shooting 2nd Saturday and 4th Sunday again next year.
Final schedule to be finalized in February.
Makes sense to me!
dd
Gnome, gnome on the range!
I just saw this on the San Pedro Saddlery site and I couldn't resist sharing it. Hope you don't mind, Big Ed!<br />
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Some Home Remedies<br />
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1. If you are choking on an ice cube, don't panic. Simply pour a cup of boiling water down your throat and presto! The blockage will be almost instantly removed.<br />
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2. Clumsy? Avoid cutting yourself while slicing vegetables. Get someone else to hold them while you chop away.<br />
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3. Avoid arguments with the missus about lifting the toilet seat. Pee in the sink.<br />
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4. High blood pressure sufferers: simply cut yourself and bleed for awhile, thus reducing the pressure in your veins.<br />
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5. A mouse trap, placed on top of your alarm clock, will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep when you hit the snooze button.<br />
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6. If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives. You'll then be afraid to cough.<br />
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7. Have a bad toothache? Hit your thumb with a hammer. You'll forget about the toothache.<br />
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HELPFUL CLEANING HINTS FOR YOUR HOME<br />
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Dirt: Layers of dirty film on windows and screens provide a helpful filter against harmful and aging rays from the sun. Call it an SPF factor of 15 and leave it alone.<br />
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Cobwebs: Cobwebs artfully draped over lampshades reduce the glare from the bulb, thereby creating a romantic atmosphere. If your husband points out that the light fixtures need dusting, simply look confused and exclaim "What? And spoil the mood?" (Or just throw glitter on them & call them holiday decorations)<br />
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Pet Hair: Explain the mound of pet hair brushed up against the doorways by claiming you are collecting it there to use for stuffing hand-sewn play animals for underprivileged children. (Also keeps out cold drafts in winter)<br />
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Guests: If unexpected company is coming, pile everything unsightly into one room and close the door. As you show your guests through your tidy home, rattle the door knob vigorously, fake a growl and say, "I'd love you to see our den, but Fluffy hates to be disturbed and the shots are SO expensive."<br />
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Dusting: If dusting is REALLY out of control, simply place a showy urn on the coffee table and insist that "This is where Grandma wanted us to scatter her ashes."<br />
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General Cleaning: Mix one-quarter cup pine-scented household cleaner with four cups of water in a spray bottle. Mist the air lightly.<br />
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Leave dampened rags in conspicuous locations. Develop an exhausted look, throw yourself on the couch and sigh, "I clean and I clean and I still don't get anywhere."<br />
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As a last resort, light the oven, throw a teaspoon of cinnamon in a pie pan, turn off oven and explain that you have been baking cookies for a bake sale for a favorite charity and haven't had time to clean...Works every time.<br />
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And the standard disclaimer for any idiot who doesn't realize these are jokes - don't try them! We disclaim all responsibility if you try any of these remedies.
<br />
<br />
<br />
Some Home Remedies<br />
<br />
1. If you are choking on an ice cube, don't panic. Simply pour a cup of boiling water down your throat and presto! The blockage will be almost instantly removed.<br />
<br />
2. Clumsy? Avoid cutting yourself while slicing vegetables. Get someone else to hold them while you chop away.<br />
<br />
3. Avoid arguments with the missus about lifting the toilet seat. Pee in the sink.<br />
<br />
4. High blood pressure sufferers: simply cut yourself and bleed for awhile, thus reducing the pressure in your veins.<br />
<br />
5. A mouse trap, placed on top of your alarm clock, will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep when you hit the snooze button.<br />
<br />
6. If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives. You'll then be afraid to cough.<br />
<br />
7. Have a bad toothache? Hit your thumb with a hammer. You'll forget about the toothache.<br />
<br />
HELPFUL CLEANING HINTS FOR YOUR HOME<br />
<br />
Dirt: Layers of dirty film on windows and screens provide a helpful filter against harmful and aging rays from the sun. Call it an SPF factor of 15 and leave it alone.<br />
<br />
Cobwebs: Cobwebs artfully draped over lampshades reduce the glare from the bulb, thereby creating a romantic atmosphere. If your husband points out that the light fixtures need dusting, simply look confused and exclaim "What? And spoil the mood?" (Or just throw glitter on them & call them holiday decorations)<br />
<br />
Pet Hair: Explain the mound of pet hair brushed up against the doorways by claiming you are collecting it there to use for stuffing hand-sewn play animals for underprivileged children. (Also keeps out cold drafts in winter)<br />
<br />
Guests: If unexpected company is coming, pile everything unsightly into one room and close the door. As you show your guests through your tidy home, rattle the door knob vigorously, fake a growl and say, "I'd love you to see our den, but Fluffy hates to be disturbed and the shots are SO expensive."<br />
<br />
Dusting: If dusting is REALLY out of control, simply place a showy urn on the coffee table and insist that "This is where Grandma wanted us to scatter her ashes."<br />
<br />
General Cleaning: Mix one-quarter cup pine-scented household cleaner with four cups of water in a spray bottle. Mist the air lightly.<br />
<br />
Leave dampened rags in conspicuous locations. Develop an exhausted look, throw yourself on the couch and sigh, "I clean and I clean and I still don't get anywhere."<br />
<br />
As a last resort, light the oven, throw a teaspoon of cinnamon in a pie pan, turn off oven and explain that you have been baking cookies for a bake sale for a favorite charity and haven't had time to clean...Works every time.<br />
<br />
And the standard disclaimer for any idiot who doesn't realize these are jokes - don't try them! We disclaim all responsibility if you try any of these remedies.