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That's a wrap! Thanks for a great season. See you all next year!
We should be shooting 2nd Saturday and 4th Sunday again next year.
Final schedule to be finalized in February.
We should be shooting 2nd Saturday and 4th Sunday again next year.
Final schedule to be finalized in February.
Soldiers marching north of Fallujah
shamrock
Not Enough Free Time
A platoon of soldiers was marching north of Fallujah when they came upon an Iraqi terrorist, badly injured and unconscious.<br />
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On the opposite side of the road was an American soldier in a similar but less serious state.<br />
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The soldier was conscious and alert and as first aid was given to both men, the Platoon Leader asked the injured American what had happened.<br />
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The soldier reported, 'I was heavily armed and moving north along the highway here, and coming south was a heavily armed insurgent.' We saw each other and both took cover in the ditches along the road. I yelled to him that Saddam Hussein was a miserable, lowlife scum bag who got what he deserved.<br />
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He yelled back that Barack Obama is a bureaucratic, Good-for-nothing, left wing labour dickhead who knows crap about running the country.'<br />
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'So I said that Osama Bin Ladin dresses and acts like a frigid, mean-spirited lesbian!'<br />
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He retaliated by yelling, 'Oh yeah? Well, so does Hillary Clinton!'<br />
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'And, there we were, in the middle of the road, laughing, shaking hands, When a truck hit us.'
<br />
On the opposite side of the road was an American soldier in a similar but less serious state.<br />
<br />
The soldier was conscious and alert and as first aid was given to both men, the Platoon Leader asked the injured American what had happened.<br />
<br />
The soldier reported, 'I was heavily armed and moving north along the highway here, and coming south was a heavily armed insurgent.' We saw each other and both took cover in the ditches along the road. I yelled to him that Saddam Hussein was a miserable, lowlife scum bag who got what he deserved.<br />
<br />
He yelled back that Barack Obama is a bureaucratic, Good-for-nothing, left wing labour dickhead who knows crap about running the country.'<br />
<br />
'So I said that Osama Bin Ladin dresses and acts like a frigid, mean-spirited lesbian!'<br />
<br />
<br />
He retaliated by yelling, 'Oh yeah? Well, so does Hillary Clinton!'<br />
<br />
'And, there we were, in the middle of the road, laughing, shaking hands, When a truck hit us.'
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Good one <img src='http://www.goodguysposse.org/forums/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/clapping.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':clapping:' />