Try these gems of wisdom.

dd

Try these gems of wisdom.<br />
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1. Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me for the path is narrow. In fact, just bugger off and leave me alone.<br />
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2. Sex is like air. It's not important unless you aren't getting any.<br />
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3. No one is listening until you fart.<br />
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4. Always remember you're unique. Just like everyone else.<br />
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5. Never test the depth of the water with both feet.<br />
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6. If you think nobody cares whether you're alive or dead, try missing a couple of mortgage payments.<br />
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7. Before you criticise someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticise them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.

Filthy Harry

"Live every day like your dog. If you can't eat it or play with it, pee on it and walk away."

Push the Button Wyatt

Wash your feet every day,you never know when you'll have to stick your foot in your mouth. <img src='http://www.goodguysposse.org/forums/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/w00t.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':w00t:' />