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That's a wrap! Thanks for a great season. See you all next year!

We should be shooting 2nd Saturday and 4th Sunday again next year.

Final schedule to be finalized in February.

The bacon tree

dddd Gnome, gnome on the range!
edited February 2010 in GGP / SASS / CASS / Shooting Sports Discussion
Two cowboys are lost in the desert. They are about to just lie down and wait for death, when all of a sudden one of them (Mark) says, "Hey Dave, do you smell what I smell. It's bacon, I think."<br />
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"Yeah Mark, it sure smells like bacon."<br />
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With renewed hope they struggle up the next sand dune, and there, in the distance, is a tree loaded with bacon. There is fried bacon, double smoked bacon, Canadian bacon; every imaginable kind of cured pork.<br />
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"Dave, Dave, we are saved. It's a bacon tree."<br />
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"Mark, maybe it's a mirage? We are in the desert don't forget."<br />
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"Dave, since when did you ever hear of a mirage that smells like bacon? It's no mirage, it's a bacon tree."<br />
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And with that, Mark staggers towards the tree. He gets to within five feet, with Dave crawling close behind, when suddenly a gatling gun opens up, and Mark drops like a wet sock. Mortally wounded, he warns Dave with his dying breath, "Dave, go back man, you were right, it's not a bacon tree!"<br />
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"Mark, Mark my friend, what is it?"<br />
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"Dave it's not a bacon tree; it's, it's, it's, a ham bush!"<br />
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