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That's a wrap! Thanks for a great season. See you all next year!
We should be shooting 2nd Saturday and 4th Sunday again next year.
Final schedule to be finalized in February.
We should be shooting 2nd Saturday and 4th Sunday again next year.
Final schedule to be finalized in February.
Old Blind Cowboy
OLD BLIND COWBOY<br />
<br />
An old, blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders <br />
some coffee.<br />
<br />
After sitting there for a while, he yells to the waiter, "Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?"<br />
<br />
The bar immediately falls absolutely silent.<br />
<br />
In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, Cowboy, I think it is only <br />
fair, considering that you are blind, that you should know five things:<br />
<br />
1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.<br />
<br />
2. The bouncer is a blonde girl..<br />
<br />
3. I'm a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate.<br />
<br />
4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weightlifter.<br />
<br />
5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.<br />
<br />
Now, think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"<br />
<br />
The blind cowboy thinks for a second, shakes his head, and mutters, "No...not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."
<br />
An old, blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders <br />
some coffee.<br />
<br />
After sitting there for a while, he yells to the waiter, "Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?"<br />
<br />
The bar immediately falls absolutely silent.<br />
<br />
In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, Cowboy, I think it is only <br />
fair, considering that you are blind, that you should know five things:<br />
<br />
1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.<br />
<br />
2. The bouncer is a blonde girl..<br />
<br />
3. I'm a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate.<br />
<br />
4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weightlifter.<br />
<br />
5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.<br />
<br />
Now, think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"<br />
<br />
The blind cowboy thinks for a second, shakes his head, and mutters, "No...not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."