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That's a wrap! Thanks for a great season. See you all next year!
We should be shooting 2nd Saturday and 4th Sunday again next year.
Final schedule to be finalized in February.
We should be shooting 2nd Saturday and 4th Sunday again next year.
Final schedule to be finalized in February.
Indian Wants Coffee
An Indian walks into a cafe with a shotgun<br />
In one hand pulling a male buffalo with the other.<br />
He says to the waiter: "Want coffee."<br />
The waiter says, "Sure, Chief. Coming right up." <br />
<br />
He gets the Indian a tall mug of coffee..... <br />
The Indian drinks the coffee down in one gulp, <br />
Turns and blasts the buffalo with the shotgun, <br />
Causing parts of the animal to splatter everywhere <br />
Andhen just walks out. <br />
<br />
The next morning the Indian returns. <br />
He has his shotgun in one hand, pulling <br />
Another male buffalo with the other. <br />
He walks up to the counter and says to the waiter:<br />
<br />
"Want coffee."<br />
The waiter says: <br />
Whoa Tonto, were still cleaning up your mess from <br />
yesterday. What was all that about, anyway?" <br />
<br />
The Indian smiles and proudly says,<br />
"Training for position in United States Congress: <br />
Come in, drink coffee, shoot the bull, <br />
Leave mess for others to clean up, <br />
Disappear for rest of day."
In one hand pulling a male buffalo with the other.<br />
He says to the waiter: "Want coffee."<br />
The waiter says, "Sure, Chief. Coming right up." <br />
<br />
He gets the Indian a tall mug of coffee..... <br />
The Indian drinks the coffee down in one gulp, <br />
Turns and blasts the buffalo with the shotgun, <br />
Causing parts of the animal to splatter everywhere <br />
Andhen just walks out. <br />
<br />
The next morning the Indian returns. <br />
He has his shotgun in one hand, pulling <br />
Another male buffalo with the other. <br />
He walks up to the counter and says to the waiter:<br />
<br />
"Want coffee."<br />
The waiter says: <br />
Whoa Tonto, were still cleaning up your mess from <br />
yesterday. What was all that about, anyway?" <br />
<br />
The Indian smiles and proudly says,<br />
"Training for position in United States Congress: <br />
Come in, drink coffee, shoot the bull, <br />
Leave mess for others to clean up, <br />
Disappear for rest of day."
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